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Make-Your-Own Onion Headlines Magnet Kit
Ever read The Onion and think, "Hey! I could do that! I bet if I send them this list of headlines the editors over there will find them HILARIOUS." Well, we won't. We will find them unsolicited and you annoying. Take that comic energy out on your nearest magnetic surface instead.
276 individual Onion-approved word magnets and two Onion logo magnets.
