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Free Shipping On US Orders Over $50
All continental US orders of $50 or more ship free by UPS Ground. Alaska, Guam, Puerto Rico, Hawaii and U.S. territories outside the continental US are excluded. US orders under $50 and international orders ship at regular rate. Subscriptions do not apply towards the $50 order minimum.
Please select UPS Ground shipping option at checkout for free shipping if you are a US customer and your order is $50 or more. UPS Ground cannot ship to P.O. Boxes. 2-Day express and US Post shipping options are still offered at regular rates.
Order cost is based on the amount before tax (where applicable) and shipping fees are added.
Offer expires 8/31/08 and is subject to change at any time without prior notification.
See our complete shipping policy.
Onion Gift Pack 'A'
Pre-packaged Onion gift packs make it easy to give the Onion fan in your life the perfect gift with the least effort possible.
Gift pack includes one each of the following pre-packed into a "28-Piece Professional Whisk Set" gift box:
• Our Dumb World atlas hardcover book
• "I Love Commuting" travel mug
• Magnetic Make-Your-Own Onion Headlines kit
• "Stop Staring At My Tote" canvas tote
• "Cheat-To-Win" lifestyle bracelet
• "Jesus Is My Car Insurance" bumper sticker
• "Banned From Public Transportation" bumper sticker
• "Honk If You Have Poor Impulse Control" bumper sticker
• Onion oval Euro sticker
You just wrap it and give it.
Gift box dimensions: 12"x9"x4"
